Friday, January 24, 2014

Heaven's Chicken

So, did you guys miss me?

Yeah, I didn't think so....however, I haven't posted in awhile and I feel that I am neglecting my huge audience.

I don't have a specific theme for this rant so I will do several....consider it an ADHD rant.

-- "In a world where I would not be restricted from killing an American, I personally would go and kill him myself," a current NSA analyst was further quoted as saying.

What happened to the rule of law? What happened to due process? This guy is advocating murder...why is he not being investigated like a regular citizen would if they made comments like that? Why is he able to keep his job making public statements that condone highly illegal activity. What the hell happened America? When did we turn the lights off and how can we get them back on?

http://news.yahoo.com/fugitive-us-leaker-snowden-39-fears-life-39-160419186.html

-- Obama to address Global Warming in coldest SOU address in history. 

Look, I understand that the MMGW crowd never said that there wouldn't be cold days while our Earth is turning into a toaster oven...but there is overwhelming, scientific evidence against this "theory". In addition to that its biggest supporters are either hypocritical carbon lushes (Gore) or they are folks who push this junk science for the purpose of destroying capitalism. These idgets don't seem to understand that if you collapse capitalism, you pull the rug out from underneath the entire global economic system. How clean is the Earth going to be if anarchy and war destroy all of modern civilization and thus any technology that will actually work in replacing fossil fuels? 

http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/spectacularly-poor-climate-science-at-nasa/

-- Redskins Name Debate Reaches United Nations

Why in the hell would anyone anyone want to involve the UN in domestic issues? They have no real authority and should probably just STFU and remember which country houses their headquarters!

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/01/24/redskins-name-debate-reaches-united-nations                                  

-- Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said the approximately 11 million people who are in the country illegally have “earned the right to be citizens."

Wow.....don't really even need to say anything here, but I will. 

First, for anyone that is retarded (not mentally handicapped, I have no ill-will towards people that are handicapped) and reading this, I will give the definition of illegal.

il·le·gal - adjective
1.forbidden by law or statute.
2.contrary to or forbidden by official rules, regulations, etc.


Those that are here illegally, automatically forfeit any right to be here. To do otherwise is to support anarchy and is an insult to the thousands that have followed the rules to become citizens. 

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens

Well, that feels better. But I can't close this without a tribute to a Gorman family member that passed away on Thursday. 

Rest in peace little chicken, (she has a name, but they all look the same and only the kids know how to tell the difference) may you spend eternity with a warm sun on your beak and a bottomless supply of Cheerios.


Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said the approximately 11 million people who are in the country illegally have “earned the right to be citizens.” - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf
Homeland Security Secretary: Illegals Have ‘Earned Right to be Citizens’ - See more at: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/homeland-security-secretary-illegals-have-earned-right-be-citizens#sthash.HSJjQmTn.dpuf

2 comments:

  1. In other news...a white American was caught in Mexico illegally today. He was of course, executed...in more important news,a chicken was found dead in Zionsville today presumably from the cold. The President is sparing no expense to get to the bottom of this mystery as foul play is suspected.The Grand jury has indicted Argile Gorman in the homicide and the death penalty will be sought says a spokesman from the Whitehouse. Rest in peace, Superchicken.

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  2. Yeah, I said this one was a little ADHD....thanks for the equally random comment.

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